This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings
I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams
OH GOD I ANGERED IT
WHAT THE FUCK
I was not emotionally stable enough for that to happen to me.
Met this man while crossing over the Williamsburg Bridge yesterday. He introduced himself as Circus, The Travelling Magician. He then handed me a Book of Spells. Allow me to share some of the highlights:
The Spell to Make Strangers Wish You “Happy Birthday:”
Make a sign that says “It’s My Birthday,” and hang it around your neck.The Cuddle Inducing Spell:
Simply hang up a sign that says “Cuddle Zone.” Put a few soft pillows and blankets under it.Spell to Make Objects Move Through The Air:
Make sure there is a nice person in close proximity both to you and the object you desire. Then simply stretch your arm out toward the object and, in less than a minute, it will float magically into your hand.
i’m watching high school musical 2 and
that is bro strider watering the grass and you will never convince me otherwise
why do all the grunge blogs use these
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are they like medals to show how much you’ve grunged
soft grunge gym badges







