HipposWearingJackets

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1. mihiji likes this
2. electricdropbeat reblogged this from empyrealhotairballoon and added:

   …..I got stabbed on my leg with a blanket and the cut is 11 inch deep…..and my survival rate is only 18%?!!

3. sneakymedusa reblogged this from human-vinyl and added:

   I got stabby stabby’d with a tv-dinnertray I went six whole inches inside the back of my neck and my survival chances...

4. grakes reblogged this from ravenku
5. ninocica reblogged this from murakioao and added:

   So… I was stabbed with A CUP in my eye, 6 inches deep and I have 86% chance of survival. WTF. How is this even… how can...

6. coziestchimera reblogged this from lampfaced and added:

   I have been stabbed with the trackball of my mouse all the way through mid-torso. Aaaand I don’t have a phone number,...

7. wafflefort reblogged this from naegees
8. anothervoicehidden reblogged this from annaraffaella
9. mushroomsquirell reblogged this from mushroomsquirell and added:

   Is it weird how my iPod just fell on my cheek? 😳

10. mushroomsquirell likes this
11. sexy-cheese reblogged this from mushroomsquirell and added:

    I got stabbed with tennis shoes and it’s nine inches deep and 36 percent chance of survival. WELP IM FUCKED

12. lizlou14 reblogged this from lady-baker
13. lady-baker reblogged this from cocoa-kitchy
14. dorkoelfreako reblogged this from thequnwantsyou and added:

    My shirt, my thigh, 9 inches deep, with a 34% chance of survival. Wut.

15. nakamanakamnakamkamaakakama likes this
16. silverpieart reblogged this from ask-kennith-the-blaze and added:

    I’ve been stabbed by my shorts 5 inches deep in my toe with a 98% chance of surviving okayyyyy

17. geopeace likes this
18. cocoa-kitchy reblogged this from daveftstrider and added:

    Toothbrush, 6 inches into my left boob. 00% survival… That actually makes sense o.o

19. cocoa-kitchy likes this
20. exuviumthechangeling reblogged this from the-chosen-astoran and added:

    I don’t have a phone number; shftngh, how do I do this?

21. kiedisfreak reblogged this from therealkakashihatake
22. i-have-no-blind-spots reblogged this from twin-dragon-buns and added:

    I’ve been stabbed by my rubber slipper, 6 inches deep in my back. My chance of survival is 19%…..-_- even i have to say...

23. frappuccino-kitty reblogged this from daniitwo
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25. liveridejump reblogged this from twin-dragon-buns
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29. hyperscraps reblogged this from idfuckyouroc and added:

    My hair, 8 inches deep, 58% of survival. Or if hair doesn’t count, a pillow. … deadly things, hair and pillows.

30. hype-llama likes this
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32. forteisthebestdynamic reblogged this from kiba-inuzuka-pawprints and added:

    I’ve been stabbed with a CD 8 inches deep into my stomach. I have a 19% chance of survival. Well then.

33. l-n-f-b reblogged this from therealkakashihatake
34. therealkakashihatake reblogged this from adayinthelifeofhell
35. adayinthelifeofhell reblogged this from karlurbansface and added:

    I’ve been stabbed by my headphones, 9 inches deep in my neck, and i have an 85% chance of survival

36. adayinthelifeofhell likes this
37. 1nkweaver reblogged this from shrineart
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40. awkwardminecraftmobs reblogged this from omidtheamnesiacender and added:

    ((I have just been stabbed IN THE FOOT with my fucking WALLET and a cut that is 6 inches deep (isn’t that THROUGH the...

41. genericponyname120 reblogged this from cybii-chan and added:

    So apparently, I was stabbed by my denim coat 9 inches deep in the arm and have a 3% (03) chance of survival. Wow my...

42. daniitwo reblogged this from lord-of-bacon and added:

    Stabbed with a cat food contained 10 inches into my face, but I have a 93% survival chance

43. vexhoor reblogged this from cybii-chan and added:

    Stabbed by my mouse pad, 4 inches deep, in my nose, 33% chance of survival. Help?

44. daniitwo likes this
45. cybii-chan reblogged this from lord-of-bacon and added:

    I was stabbed by my phone case, it was 2 inches deep, in the hand. I also have a 80% chance of survival.

46. lord-of-bacon reblogged this from idfuckyouroc and added:

    Stabbed with an Air Mail sticker, going 2 inches into my stomach. 52% chance of survival.

47. idfuckyouroc reblogged this from shrineart and added:

    … A milk bottle cap, 6 inches deep, with 10% chance of survival. fucking milk

48. zira-the-insane reblogged this from shrineart
49. shrineart reblogged this from shinybuimod and added:

    How my shirt got embedded three inches deep into my body I have no idea but I apparently only have a 37% chance of...

50. chat-with-quill reblogged this from the-chosen-astoran and added:

    stabbed 8 inches deep in the arm with an undersized notebook. 15% chance of survival

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